I have Black Magic?!! That's new..

We can never guess what people are actually thinking about us right? You'll never know whether it's a good, or a bad thing, and even sometimes something outrageously (don't why I keep using this word..hehehe) stupid!

Today I was assigned by my seniors to handle a training session at a anonymous government agency for developing a website using Joomla..( interesting tool I tell ya ). Actually this is my second day here at this anonymous government agency. To be frank, I was kinda excited to handle this training. Its fun as well as challenging.

So the day was bright and full of promises, though I arrived late at the office..( Traffic jem...duhh.. =P ). I went in the presentation room, turned on my laptop, switched on the OHP, connect the network cable, opened my yapper (its my MOUTH for those who don't know, again...duhhh.. =P) and began to brief the anonymous government agency's staff about this weeks assignments. Then like a clock Helmi a.k.a Moss (yup! he kinda looks and acts like Moss from the IT Crowd, maybe slightly worst..) got up and circles the department. I don't why, maybe it his 'thing' or ritual but definitely not a habit.

"Hi, I'm Moss..and I have magical powers..."

Shortly after few minutes he went out, one of the staff (whose name I can't mention..hehehe..actually I don't know her name =P) that was not involved in the training came in looking for me. Obviously I don't know the heck why...She said and I quote, word by word "Puan Ehem2, Helmi cakap die tak boleh masok bilek ni sebab die kate Wafie ade ilmu hitam dan nak kenekan die and negara kite" and I was like "WHAT THE HELL..??!!!", but of course I didn't say out loud you guys. Just say it loudly in my head. I was like, damn.. even me myself don't have the slightest clue that I posses black magic. But, it sure be cool though, if I have any..hehehe. Everybody in the room was stunned dude. Then the silence was broken by my unintentional, unwilling and un-sincere (don't know if the word exist..=P) laugh. I had too, if not then people will start thinking something weird about me man..damn.

After few minutes, I started to really really laugh at Helmi. Man...he was really...DUMB! He is a person who live in his own world, alternate reality people called it. HE NEEDS HELP MAN..!! He needs to get himself a shrink (psychiatrist or psychologist...duuhhhhhh ). A really good one...Man today was heavy.