I have Black Magic?!! That's new..

We can never guess what people are actually thinking about us right? You'll never know whether it's a good, or a bad thing, and even sometimes something outrageously (don't why I keep using this word..hehehe) stupid!

Today I was assigned by my seniors to handle a training session at a anonymous government agency for developing a website using Joomla..( interesting tool I tell ya ). Actually this is my second day here at this anonymous government agency. To be frank, I was kinda excited to handle this training. Its fun as well as challenging.

So the day was bright and full of promises, though I arrived late at the office..( Traffic jem...duhh.. =P ). I went in the presentation room, turned on my laptop, switched on the OHP, connect the network cable, opened my yapper (its my MOUTH for those who don't know, again...duhhh.. =P) and began to brief the anonymous government agency's staff about this weeks assignments. Then like a clock Helmi a.k.a Moss (yup! he kinda looks and acts like Moss from the IT Crowd, maybe slightly worst..) got up and circles the department. I don't why, maybe it his 'thing' or ritual but definitely not a habit.

"Hi, I'm Moss..and I have magical powers..."

Shortly after few minutes he went out, one of the staff (whose name I can't mention..hehehe..actually I don't know her name =P) that was not involved in the training came in looking for me. Obviously I don't know the heck why...She said and I quote, word by word "Puan Ehem2, Helmi cakap die tak boleh masok bilek ni sebab die kate Wafie ade ilmu hitam dan nak kenekan die and negara kite" and I was like "WHAT THE HELL..??!!!", but of course I didn't say out loud you guys. Just say it loudly in my head. I was like, damn.. even me myself don't have the slightest clue that I posses black magic. But, it sure be cool though, if I have any..hehehe. Everybody in the room was stunned dude. Then the silence was broken by my unintentional, unwilling and un-sincere (don't know if the word exist..=P) laugh. I had too, if not then people will start thinking something weird about me man..damn.

After few minutes, I started to really really laugh at Helmi. Man...he was really...DUMB! He is a person who live in his own world, alternate reality people called it. HE NEEDS HELP MAN..!! He needs to get himself a shrink (psychiatrist or psychologist...duuhhhhhh ). A really good one...Man today was heavy.

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Jom Ronda TV3

Yosh mina!!!

At last there something interesting happen in my life since how long I don't remember..(..duh..) Last Wednesday, 10th February 2010, my car club PROSBOC was asked for an interview session for the Jom Ronda TV3 segment. And man,this was definitely something that I'm looking forward too. Just imagined, getting your car and yourself aired in national television. I was pump!!
( P/S: This show airs on Sundays at 7.30 p.m. )

The session began at 6.00 p.m. where all the PROSBOC members gathered at the Dataran Putra Perdana in front of the Masjid Putra Perdana and the Jabatan Perdana Menteri (both situated in Putrajaya). It was around 7.30 p.m., where around 70 cars have gathered that from all over Malaysia.Man...it was crowded. The location was packed with Saga BLMs. It brought attention to all the passer by that drove through the the Dataran. It definitely turn few eyes...

So back to the report, before the shooting began. Our President Mr B000s, Yusnizam gave a short funny speech followed by the man in-charge of the Jom Ronda TV3 show, Mr Azmi.

The grand parade of Saga BLMs started from the Dataran and ends at Cyberjaya..and I'm still trying to get the name of out final destination at Cyberjaya..hehehe =P

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Strech Your Tyre!!!

Yosh mina!!!!!!!

Here is a new and bold revelation from Malaysian to Malaysian's car enthusiast for stretching tires for big-ass rims...as you all know, for wide rim tires sometimes require us to special order it. So definitely, it would cost more. So take a look and maybe this will solve your problems..

These are the details on the car, rims and tires involved in this outrageously bold act:

• Car : Datsun 510 2 Door Sedan SSS ( Codename : Debbie)
• Rim : RS Watanabe 14x7jj 14x7.5jj (Japan odered)
  
• Tire : Bridgestone playz 195/65/14 (Mudah oso ken)
  

As you guys can see in the video, the rim is too wide for the tire itself. However for each problem, there is a solution. The case here is, "Do you have the balls to get it done..?" The tires specialist calls it the BOMB method! Surprised..??!! Don't be, because its true. That's the actual name of the method. Just look how the guy blows the tire to fit the rim size..

So, this is the end result of the BOMB method..!! So guys, no need to burn your money, just do what we do..BLOW em' up!!!!!!!

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1 Malaysia...I'm back!!!!

Yosh mina!! I'm back..its been months right...a lot has happen..and I mean A LOT!! most are bad ones..I'm picking up where I left off..More updates will come..

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Embassy News 003: Go Youth Carnival 2009

This article was published by Berita Harian. Embassy scooped it just to show the covered up comments. If you guys notice, it does not state the true condition and scenario of the event. Most of the time, all the participants were just lying around and wondered aimlessly with nothing to do. Burnt and scorch by the heat, with unsatisfactory piling up among them. One of the clubs decided to break the silence. Its non other than PROSBOC!!! Whut! Whut!!

PROSBOC, in a way has turn up the heat (in a great way tho..) to fill up the gaps made by the organizers. See the pictures to believe. (will up date on the pics soon)

If you want to know the true feelings of the participants scroll down and read the comments I have gathered from a very reliable source.

KUALA LUMPUR: Kementerian Belia dan Sukan bersedia mengkaji sama ada permainan video sesuai dikategorikan sebagai satu daripada cabang permainan rekreasi atau sukan seperti catur dan snuker.

Menterinya, Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek, berkata sekiranya permainan video memaparkan aspek positif merangkumi strategi, intelektual dan kepantasan, ia perlu dilihat dalam aspek kesukanan seperti catur dan snuker yang sudah diiktiraf dan diletakkan di bawah Majlis Sukan Negara (MSN).

"Status permainan video masih lagi samar. Kita tahu selama ini kafe siber atau permainan video sering dipandang negatif oleh masyarakat dan disebabkan itu juga, pengeluaran lesen kafe siber diperketatkan.

"Bagaimanapun, jika permainan video terbukti memaparkan aspek positif, kita rasa ia lebih kepada aspek kesukanan dan bersedia melihat serta mengkategorikannya dengan lebih cepat, sama ada sebagai satu bentuk riadah atau boleh dikategorikan sebagai acara sukan," katanya.

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" Beliau berkata demikian pada sidang media selepas menghadiri Karnival Go Youth anjuran Pertubuhan Pembangunan Belia Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur (Youth) di Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil, di sini semalam.

Karnival bertemakan 1Belia 1Malaysia itu diisi pelbagai aktiviti seperti perhimpunan kereta terbesar disertai 7,000 peserta bersama 2,500 kereta dari 52 kelab seluruh negara, bazar myusahawan, konsert mini, pertunjukan tarian shuffle, grafiti, paintball, cabutan bertuah dan permainan tradisional. "

This carnival was held on the 25th July 2009, from 7.00 a.m and onwards.

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Ijat we all luv you..Happy Birthday!!!

This event can be considered the opening of the Egg Fest, where our first celebrated person Mr Ijat Kenit was egged so bad that he looked just like one of the zombie from a horror movie.

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The Biggest Egg Event!!

This Saturday 25th of July 2009, will be the biggest egg event in the history of man kind. This egg celebration will be recorded in the Malaysian Egg Book of Record. It is a celebration like non other, where two most lucky person in Malaysia, probably in the world, will have the chance to taste all sort of eggs, from all sorts of culture and region. Congratulations to Arepeace and Ijat of PROSBOC!!!

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Another Awkward Situation In The Office

What Do you do if got hit by a gay guy. Listen to this advice., it helps. Sure it does..!!!

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Is Your Website Worthed?

This a web that can check or evaluate your website and calculate what is it worth. So is your website worth-ed? If you want to know, the go to $TIMATOR.

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