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I have Black Magic?!! That's new..

2010-02-17T10:55:00.010+08:00

We can never guess what people are actually thinking about us right? You'll never know whether it's a good, or a bad thing, and even sometimes something outrageously (don't why I keep using this word..hehehe) stupid!

Today I was assigned by my seniors to handle a training session at a anonymous government agency for developing a website using Joomla..( interesting tool I tell ya ). Actually this is my second day here at this anonymous government agency. To be frank, I was kinda excited to handle this training. Its fun as well as challenging.

So the day was bright and full of promises, though I arrived late at the office..( Traffic jem...duhh.. =P ). I went in the presentation room, turned on my laptop, switched on the OHP, connect the network cable, opened my yapper (its my MOUTH for those who don't know, again...duhhh.. =P) and began to brief the anonymous government agency's staff about this weeks assignments. Then like a clock Helmi a.k.a Moss (yup! he kinda looks and acts like Moss from the IT Crowd, maybe slightly worst..) got up and circles the department. I don't why, maybe it his 'thing' or ritual but definitely not a habit.

"Hi, I'm Moss..and I have magical powers..."

Shortly after few minutes he went out, one of the staff (whose name I can't mention..hehehe..actually I don't know her name =P) that was not involved in the training came in looking for me. Obviously I don't know the heck why...She said and I quote, word by word "Puan Ehem2, Helmi cakap die tak boleh masok bilek ni sebab die kate Wafie ade ilmu hitam dan nak kenekan die and negara kite" and I was like "WHAT THE HELL..??!!!", but of course I didn't say out loud you guys. Just say it loudly in my head. I was like, damn.. even me myself don't have the slightest clue that I posses black magic. But, it sure be cool though, if I have any..hehehe. Everybody in the room was stunned dude. Then the silence was broken by my unintentional, unwilling and un-sincere (don't know if the word exist..=P) laugh. I had too, if not then people will start thinking something weird about me man..damn.

After few minutes, I started to really really laugh at Helmi. Man...he was really...DUMB! He is a person who live in his own world, alternate reality people called it. HE NEEDS HELP MAN..!! He needs to get himself a shrink (psychiatrist or psychologist...duuhhhhhh ). A really good one...Man today was heavy.

Jom Ronda TV3

2010-02-14T00:19:00.012+08:00

Yosh mina!!!

At last there something interesting happen in my life since how long I don't remember..(..duh..) Last Wednesday, 10th February 2010, my car club PROSBOC was asked for an interview session for the Jom Ronda TV3 segment. And man,this was definitely something that I'm looking forward too. Just imagined, getting your car and yourself aired in national television. I was pump!!
( P/S: This show airs on Sundays at 7.30 p.m. )

The session began at 6.00 p.m. where all the PROSBOC members gathered at the Dataran Putra Perdana in front of the Masjid Putra Perdana and the Jabatan Perdana Menteri (both situated in Putrajaya). It was around 7.30 p.m., where around 70 cars have gathered that from all over Malaysia.Man...it was crowded. The location was packed with Saga BLMs. It brought attention to all the passer by that drove through the the Dataran. It definitely turn few eyes...

So back to the report, before the shooting began. Our President Mr B000s, Yusnizam gave a short funny speech followed by the man in-charge of the Jom Ronda TV3 show, Mr Azmi.

The grand parade of Saga BLMs started from the Dataran and ends at Cyberjaya..and I'm still trying to get the name of out final destination at Cyberjaya..hehehe =P

TO BE CONTINUED...

Strech Your Tyre!!!

2010-01-14T10:53:00.004+08:00

Yosh mina!!!!!!!

Here is a new and bold revelation from Malaysian to Malaysian's car enthusiast for stretching tires for big-ass rims...as you all know, for wide rim tires sometimes require us to special order it. So definitely, it would cost more. So take a look and maybe this will solve your problems..

These are the details on the car, rims and tires involved in this outrageously bold act:

Car : Datsun 510 2 Door Sedan SSS ( Codename : Debbie)
Rim : RS Watanabe 14x7jj 14x7.5jj (Japan odered)
Tire : Bridgestone playz 195/65/14 (Mudah oso ken)

As you guys can see in the video, the rim is too wide for the tire itself. However for each problem, there is a solution. The case here is, "Do you have the balls to get it done..?" The tires specialist calls it the BOMB method! Surprised..??!! Don't be, because its true. That's the actual name of the method. Just look how the guy blows the tire to fit the rim size..

So, this is the end result of the BOMB method..!! So guys, no need to burn your money, just do what we do..BLOW em' up!!!!!!!

1 Malaysia...I'm back!!!!

2009-12-31T16:21:00.002+08:00

Yosh mina!! I'm back..its been months right...a lot has happen..and I mean A LOT!! most are bad ones..I'm picking up where I left off..More updates will come..

2009-08-21T23:16:00.002+08:00

Embassy News 003: Go Youth Carnival 2009

2009-07-27T10:33:00.018+08:00

This article was published by Berita Harian. Embassy scooped it just to show the covered up comments. If you guys notice, it does not state the true condition and scenario of the event. Most of the time, all the participants were just lying around and wondered aimlessly with nothing to do. Burnt and scorch by the heat, with unsatisfactory piling up among them. One of the clubs decided to break the silence. Its non other than PROSBOC!!! Whut! Whut!!

PROSBOC, in a way has turn up the heat (in a great way tho..) to fill up the gaps made by the organizers. See the pictures to believe. (will up date on the pics soon)

If you want to know the true feelings of the participants scroll down and read the comments I have gathered from a very reliable source.

KUALA LUMPUR: Kementerian Belia dan Sukan bersedia mengkaji sama ada permainan video sesuai dikategorikan sebagai satu daripada cabang permainan rekreasi atau sukan seperti catur dan snuker.

Menterinya, Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek, berkata sekiranya permainan video memaparkan aspek positif merangkumi strategi, intelektual dan kepantasan, ia perlu dilihat dalam aspek kesukanan seperti catur dan snuker yang sudah diiktiraf dan diletakkan di bawah Majlis Sukan Negara (MSN).

"Status permainan video masih lagi samar. Kita tahu selama ini kafe siber atau permainan video sering dipandang negatif oleh masyarakat dan disebabkan itu juga, pengeluaran lesen kafe siber diperketatkan.

"Bagaimanapun, jika permainan video terbukti memaparkan aspek positif, kita rasa ia lebih kepada aspek kesukanan dan bersedia melihat serta mengkategorikannya dengan lebih cepat, sama ada sebagai satu bentuk riadah atau boleh dikategorikan sebagai acara sukan," katanya.

and i quote

" Beliau berkata demikian pada sidang media selepas menghadiri Karnival Go Youth anjuran Pertubuhan Pembangunan Belia Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur (Youth) di Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil, di sini semalam.

Karnival bertemakan 1Belia 1Malaysia itu diisi pelbagai aktiviti seperti perhimpunan kereta terbesar disertai 7,000 peserta bersama 2,500 kereta dari 52 kelab seluruh negara, bazar myusahawan, konsert mini, pertunjukan tarian shuffle, grafiti, paintball, cabutan bertuah dan permainan tradisional. "

This carnival was held on the 25th July 2009, from 7.00 a.m and onwards.

Ijat we all luv you..Happy Birthday!!!

2009-07-24T11:38:00.004+08:00

This event can be considered the opening of the Egg Fest, where our first celebrated person Mr Ijat Kenit was egged so bad that he looked just like one of the zombie from a horror movie.

The Biggest Egg Event!!

2009-07-23T11:59:00.009+08:00

This Saturday 25th of July 2009, will be the biggest egg event in the history of man kind. This egg celebration will be recorded in the Malaysian Egg Book of Record. It is a celebration like non other, where two most lucky person in Malaysia, probably in the world, will have the chance to taste all sort of eggs, from all sorts of culture and region. Congratulations to Arepeace and Ijat of PROSBOC!!!

Another Awkward Situation In The Office

2009-07-03T16:28:00.004+08:00

What Do you do if got hit by a gay guy. Listen to this advice., it helps. Sure it does..!!!

Is Your Website Worthed?

2009-06-30T14:42:00.013+08:00

This a web that can check or evaluate your website and calculate what is it worth. So is your website worth-ed? If you want to know, the go to $TIMATOR.

Rest in peace, Mikael @ Micheal Jackson

2009-06-26T10:07:00.003+08:00

It's a sad and gloomy day to begin with a great loss of a star. A star that has stopped to shine. Micheal Jackson or now known as Mikael Jackson, after he has converted to muslim few months ago (Praise to Allah s.w.t) has returned to the our great Creator, Allah s.w.t at 5.21 a.m Malaysian time.

It was told by his brother, Jermaine Jackson that Mikael died due to cardiac arrest. However official claims of Mikael's death has not been released yet. We will hear it soon enough.

The whole world shares this significant loss. All of us who have listen to his song and music will automatically become a fan of him. Those who grew up with the influence of his music, will feel the a great sorrow. He has captivated us with his voice, song and his dance moves that is still being used and put in today's dance choreography.

Mikael@Micheal Jackson made his first debut performance with the song Billie Jean. He quickly caught the audience attention with his mesmerizing moves. especially when he did the Moon Walk. Those who were watching him live became an instant fan. After that he became a phenomenon all over the world. His song and his moves can been on the streets at every corners. Everyone wants to be like him. His red jacket and white glove is his ultimate signature.

Mikael@Micheal Jackson is a true star, despite all the bad allegations made towards him. His music has touch the worlds heart and uniting it as one. His song has very deep meanings and are expressive at same time.

He will definitely be remembered through his song and efforts to the entertainment world.

-We all love you-
-Rest in peace, may Allah bless your soul-

:: The Embassy is 70 % done!! ::

2009-06-10T10:45:00.010+08:00

Self Promote

Embassy News 002: PROSBOC 1st Anniversary

2009-05-27T11:15:00.012+08:00

On the 22nd of May 2209, PROSBOC proudly celebrates its first anniversary at Alamanda, Putrajaya. The reason this particular place is chosen as the celebration venue, is because it holds a dear and eventfull memory where all the 'Otai's of PROSBOC held thier first gathering and came up with idea of making Proton Saga BLM Owner's Club (PROSBOC).

All of us were extremely happy and glad that all the 'Otai's made that historic meeting. If there wasn't a meeting, than we all would not be there, be friends, be one big united family. Member from all zone, from nearly all over Malaysia; including Sarawak were also there. There were more than a hundred members gathered at the Alamanda.

Our President, Mr. Yusnizam was gladly to book an entire floor of car park at Alamanda. There were dinner (paid by ourself of course but with discounts..hehehehe), a few short speech by our own president , Mr. Yusnizam. Followed by few of the 'Otai's. Few jokes were thrown in making an noisy but eventfull yet happy night. Next was intoducing the Head of each zone in all over Malaysia. This to make all memebers aware of the leaders of each zone.

We ended the night with a cake cutting ceremony and group pictures.

RON97, RON92, who is this RON person?

2009-05-22T16:41:00.001+08:00

You might have seen numbers like RON97 and RON92 at your neighbourhood petrol station. Fuel with a RON97 rating is more expensive, RM1.92 per liter at time of writing with the lower RON92 rating going for RM1.88. Have you ever wondered what they mean? Why is RON97 more expensive than RON92, and can you use RON92 to save on fuel costs?

RON stands for Research Octane Number, a rating used to measure a fuels knocking resistance in spark-ignition internal combustion engines. Before we attempt to understand this mumbo jumbo, we have to know what knocking is. Knocking is what happens when parts or all of the air-fuel mixture prematurely ignites before the flame from the spark plug can reach it. This can be caused by ignition timing that is too early or engine overheating, where the heat from the cylinder itself causes the mixture to combust before the spark plug can burn the mixture. This causes a decrease in performance and might also harm the engine.

It is a misunderstanding to think that RON97 fuels produce more power than RON92 fuels, even more so with the fact that in reality a higher RON number means the fuel burns less easily! RON refers to the ability of the fuel to resist knocking and nothing else.

By pumping the RON97 into a car which engine only requires the RON92, all youre going to get is an emptier wallet â€“ hardly counts for performance gains via weight reduction!

Engines are designed to have a minimum RON rating for its fuel. Do check your service manual for the minimum RON rating that it requires. For engines that require a minimum of RON92, you might as well pump RON92 fuel and save abit of money since RON92 is cheaper by 4 cents per liter. Another common minimum RON rating is RON95, but since we do not have RON95 fuel in our market, we have to use RON97 fuel for the engine. These engines normally have higher compression ratios, like the one found in the Satria GTI so it needs higher knock resistance to withstand higher compression.

If you find that your engine can use RON92 petrol and decide to save abit of money, do check out if a petrol stations RON92 petrol is leaded or unleaded. All RON97 petrol is unleaded, but some RON92 petrol might be leaded although this is very very rare. Buy me a teh tarik with the money you save, thanks!

Read more: "Research Octane Number" - http://paultan.org/archives/2006/07/25/research-octane-number/#ixzz0GDr7nPN6&A

Taken from http://paultan.org (http://paultan.org/archives/2009/05/14/can-proton-cars-run-ron95-grade-fuel/ )

Embassy Menu (001) ::Office-Made Cheezy Chachos::

2009-05-18T11:12:00.005+08:00

Yes everybody, it's cooking segment with Chef Wafie and Chef Kamil. Both of are proud to present Office-Made Cheezy Chachos..Hahaha..Yeah! It is made proudly in the office. The idea came, when we suddenly and extremely hungry for junk food. Yes, and we made it GOOD!!!

Ingredients and Instructions:

1. Get your favorite flavored Chachos and a pack of your favorite cheese and mix it like so.
2. When everything ingredients is ready for cook, take a minute and pose for the camera. CLICK!!!
3. Put the ingredients in the microwave, and heat it for 4 minutes. Just like the Justin and Madonna feat Timbaland song...
4. Watch carefully how the Chacos and cheese are heated together, and listen how the symphony of junk food plays through the process teasing your stomach that is now full with gas =P
5. This is what it looks like when it came out of the microwave. Is it beautiful, even the Monalisa would jump out from its frame just to get a bite. CHUMP!!!
6. For some final touch, spread and dress with some chili sauce and make sure you do it with grace and artsy.
7. For some final touch, spread and dress with some chili sauce and make sure you do it with grace and artsy.
8. And EAT!!!!!

This segments is brought to you by Wafie and Kamil. There is no sponsor involved in this segment. All expenses are shared and spread evenly between these two.

Cast and Crew

Chef Wafie - Wafie Zainal
Chef Kamil - Asan Taring
Photographer 1 - Wafie Zainal
Photograhper 2 - Asan Taring

Embassy News (001) ::Subang Autoshow::

2009-05-14T14:40:00.018+08:00

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This is the latest event occurred on the 9th May 2009. It was reported almost 40 PROSBOC members convoyed to the autoshow event. It was quite a grand convoy event. All members that went to the event, assembled at the Restoran Rafi ( Section 13, Shah Alam ). The convoy departed from the restaurant at 9.00 a.m. and arrived at Kampung Melayu Subang at 10.00 a.m. Few other members arrived the randevú few minutes later. Adding to the total amount the PROSBOC cars more than 40 units.

It was a verry hot day during the event, the sun was burning all of us from the blue sky. 1st degree of sunburn was an instant side effect. PROSBOC team sent 5 cars in the event. The proud owners that valiantly displayed their cars were, Putra, Acree, ArePeace, Ad and Bob. PROSBOC team were expecting a clean overall win for the Standard Open category, however the results did not turn out well. This because the judges that were invited to be the judge, may have misunderstood the rules of the event. Some of the cars that PROSBOC sent in were put in a different categories than the entered. A heavy feeling of depression were shared by all of the the PROSBOC-ians. Still, in the midst of all the desperation; one of the PROSBOC-ians came out triumph-fully. Acree, the owner of the newly fresh blue Subaru paint secured the SECOND place under the Open Standard category. Even that was enough to bring back the joy to all other depressed PROSBOC-ians. A loud roar of cheer escorted Acree to the stage. The prize giving ceremony was lead by Dato' Mukhriz bin Tun Mahathir.

Last convoy event for the PROSBOC was a dinner at MMZ in Bukit Jelutong. There, all of the members, marshall and crews of PROSBOC shared their experiences at the autoshow. Soon after the dinner, every member part their ways and went home for a nice cold bath.

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